Do You Need a Child's Menu?

Does anyone else get this question when you go to a resturaunt? Get the looks and the hostess who wants to give you the crayons and a coloring page. I know I do and it bugs me to know end. But is that what guys think when they see me? So they see me walking past and wonder why I am on a college campus and not at the local elementary school? If this is what they are thinking then I ask you how am I ever going to overcome this thought process? I am always going to be short and look childlike so I am going to propose that from now on we wear signs! A shirt that says "Hey I'm legal you can date me!"